I Love Alligators

by Dan Lukiv

I love alligators,
Yes I do,
I do, I do, I do.

I love them fried
On either side,
Or flaked and baked,
Or oiled and boiled,
‘Cause I love alligators,
Yes I do,
I do, I do, I do.

And when you make me
Alligator stew,
Don’t you know that
I love you,
I do, I do, I do.

Make those dumplings
Big and fat,
And don’t you feed them
To our cat,
Oh no, no, no, no, no.

Monday, Tuesday,
Wednesday, Thursday,
I don’t care if it’s a holiday;
I love them fried
On either side,
Or flaked and baked,
Or oiled and boiled,
‘Cause I love alligators,
Yes I do,
I do, I do, I do.

Copyrighted © 2001 by Dan Lukiv.